Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was told today that the software giant's profits from repairing the poorly built XBox 360 soared last month to record levels. The average $140 customer repair bill per unit added "significantly" to Microsoft's Game division profit levels.
"This is great", Ballmer was quoted as saying. "Does the latest XBox have the 3 red light problem too?" he was heard whispering to one of his staffers. "Can we make it a 4 red light problem and bump the repair bill up 25%", he joked.
Customer's left out to dry were reportedly taking matters into their own hands and going the "do-it-yourself" route in droves. Several do-it-yourself fix it guides have been made available recently. This website reviews the 4 top Red Light fix-it guides.
Yea, it's fiction. But isn't it just a little bit believable? I hope multi-billionaires have a sense of humor too.
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